Bride
I will be the one in white
Groom
*Insert dad joke here*
Maid of Honor
Built-in bestie
Best Man
Pumpkin's best friend
Bridesmaid
Will be dropping it on the dance floor
Groomsman
"Where's the getto?"
Bridesmaid
The reason everything will run smoothly
Groomsman
Likely to be evaluating the plumbing
Bridesmaid
Left her shoes at home
Groomsman
A mullet masquerading masterpiece
Bridesman
Baaaaaston
Groomswoman
Will talk your ear off
Bridesmaid
Will ask to get dropped off 20 miles away from the venue so she can run there
Groomsman
"Did you know I'm a pilot?"
Bridesmaid
Probably foraging for snacks right now
Officiant
Asked him to be a bridesman but he insisted on being more important
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl