Bride
Manifested this whole thing!
Groom
Loves Micaela more than sports!
Maid of Honor
Micaela's favorite sister and 100% will tell a d*** joke.
Best Man
Wiener Dog Enthusiast.
Bridesmaid
Twin Cousin and previous tenant/troll of Micaela's basement. Responds to being called “Helmet”.
Groomsman
Closet Chicago Bears Fan.
Bridesmaid
Micaela's favorite cousin and Max's mom.
Groomsman
Hasn’t shot below par in a decade.
Bridesmaid
Bestest Friend and previous nemesis (grades 4 - 6).
Groomsman
The biggest, baddest dawg on the block.
Bridesmaid
ND's Hottest Mom!
Groomsman
Likes to get on his knees and pray next to his bed.
Bridesmaid
The most fun with two beers in her hands.
Groomsman
Might arrest someone in the wedding party.
Bridesmaid
Finally a bridesmaid and fellow Kindred Spirit.
Groomsman
Jacked.
Bridesmaid
Will fix your broken heart.
Groomsman
Lefty.
Bridesmaid
Husband sucks but she is the best (IYKYK).
Groomsman
Don’t be concerned if you hear him barking. He (unfortunately) loves the Cleveland Browns.
Personal Attendant
A full-time fun-time friend.
Usher
Don't bully him.
Personal Attendant
Dr. Blondie
Usher
Used to leave his family in the playhouse (IYKYK).
Personal Attendant
The baby and everyone’s favorite.