Maid of Honor
The moon to my sun, the brunette to my (once) blonde, the one who made me an older SEASTAR! Cat whisperer, and a super weirdo who once rivaled my Hannah Montana obsession with a brief Billy Ray Cyrus phase
Best Man
Neither serious-minded nor dour, Nicholas is the life of any party. Catch him hiking the sublime landscape of Yosemite, playing organ at the highest professional level, or horse-race gambling (all at once if he could)
Bridesmaid
Casie-dilla! Queen of charcuterie, professional blanket fort engineer, and ~let me tell ya~ this lady plays a mean game of Mario Party 8 "Koopa's Tycoon Town." The dorkiest 8th grade friendship turned long distance book club ✌️
Groomsman
Ben Ferrell has been a permanent member of the Solarschwang family for two highly groovy decades. Moved to New York City to play jazz bass a few years back and has been slangin' it ever since
Bridesmaid
MeGaN! A wickedly cool fashionista who always understands the assignment 🫡 Lover of lizards, plants, and piercings, Megan is a loyal thrift/farmer's market outing companion who delights in a little treat
Groomswoman
For two large sewer rats on top of each other in a trench coat, Melissa Kouri is surprisingly tall and charismatic. But don't be fooled. In her down time, thinks about Edgar Allen Poe, centuries-old clowns, and the law
Groomsman
Joseph "Joey" (Joe) Arthur Krzyston is the crème de la crème of bon vivants, cigar advertising manufacturers, and finer-things enjoyers. Comes with the added benefit of +3 IQ points if you can manage to spell his name correctly
Bridesmaid
LIZ! My work husband, romantasy confidant, and breakfast shrimp weirdo! 🍤 Longs to be haunted by a ghost one day. Her husband gave me cheese plate during TWO ice storms and now we're family
Bridesmaid
Feaginnnn! The craftiest crafter, dog lover, and fellow bookworm! 🪱 Can't resist a good cup of joe or a dad joke. Ideal hangs include cozy game nights, Renaissance Festival outings, and LOTR movie marathons
Groomsman
B-rad the Saxblaster, a bug and reptile connoisseur, highly responsible Eagle Scout, word game extraordinaire, and biker all at once. Owns a 3-D printer and is not afraid to use it, with dazzling results
Officiant
Tyyyyy! Modern day renaissance man meets goofball who tells dad jokes. Missed living with us so much that he moved to Michigan just to be in the same state again 🥰 Down to clown until around 8:00 PM and then he's "over it"