Maid of Honor
Hannah and Brooke met at Camp Anokijig in Wisconsin when they were 10 years old.
Best Man
The Best Man. He and Alex were roommates before Hannah and Kelly came along. Went through trainings and deployment together. Greatest accomplishment: eating a calzone in one sitting.
Matron of Honor
Kelly forced Hannah to stay for coffee after sleepovers with Tinder date (aka: Alex).
Groomsman
aka “Tommy Fasthands.” He and Alex got their heads shaved together at OCS, couldn’t get rid of each other since. Eats lunch by himself in the parking lot.
Bridesmaid
Chelsea is Hannah's wifey since second grade.
Groomsman
Alex’s brother through all of their childhood. Been through the best and worst times together. Don’t go to him, he’ll come to you. Favorite snack: Tums.
Bridesmaid
Kim was Hannah's little siblings nanny and turned into her big sister she never had.
Groomsman
First college roommate of Alex. Spent way too many hours in the lab together in college. Spirit Animal: polar bears from the movie Balto.
Bridesmaid
Kim and Hannah met in early 2011 and is Colin's mom (aka: Baby momma)
Groomsman
Three year roommate with Alex in college, but more importantly is the son of Chuck. Lost a milk drinking contest against Alex in 2014; still hasn’t recovered.
Bridesmaid
Vanessa will be Hannah's future sister in law (someday).
Groomsman
Daniel is Hannah's first little brother and Alex's favorite brother in law. He and Alex at the beach while wearing jeans, could only go uphill from there. Superpower: breaking bones.
Flower Girl
Gemma is Hannah's little sister and professional flower girl.
Groomsman
Three year roommate of Alex in college. Doctor of infectious diseases, cause if you can’t beat ‘em join 'em. His electric toothbrush ruined every morning senior year.
Ring Security
Hannah is Colin's birth mother.
Groomsman
Marine Corps colleague with Alex at multiple duty stations. Has had Alex’s back more times than can count. He’s a Cowboys fan from Waco, so have fun with that.
Officiant
Uncle Scott to Jessi