FAQs

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Why can't you trust an atom?

Answer

Because they make up literally everything

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What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

Answer

IT GETS TOAD AWAY

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What do you call a midget psychic wo just escaped from a prison?

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A small medium at large

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What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

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Supplies!

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What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?

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Ridiculous

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

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You stay here I'll go on A HEAD

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

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Pilgrims.

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Why are frogs so happy?

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They eat whatever bugs them

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.

Answer

AND THEN IT HIT ME