Man of Honor
Who started a small business at 18 years old? Neil. Who convinced my Dad to eat a medium steak? Neil. Who got my Mom drunk?! Neil! Who was given a bunch of designer swag for… reasons? Neil. Who should be my Best Person? Of course… Neil!
Best Woman
She's gone from podcast co-host to being one of my best friends. She also hates me. So there's that.
Bridesmaid
Six years in graduate school. Three gin and tonics. Two houses. One couch. Now, a wedding. After fourteen years of friendship what's next?
Groomsman
Billy. My Billy. What would I do without my Billy. He's been with me through the bad times and the good times. Without Billy I wouldn't be who I am today.
Bridesman
When we played, he was always the King. He was always the Monster, when we played. He always drove us to school to get the "good" parking, regardless of how early it was. He is always there if I need him.
Groomsman
My Puerto Rican brother from another mother. Our friendship has defined who I am for nearly thirty years.
Bridesman
He's my brother. We've played. We've laughed. We've fought. We've argued. What about? I couldn't even say at this point. We might have been arguing for the same thing. So... I guess we are both right?
Groomsman
Like any good soldier, Lucas has had my back through thick and thin. He's been there for me when I've needed it most, whether it's dealing with ups and downs at work or dragging me home after drinking too much. Lucas was there.
Bridesmaid
I grew up with my brothers. I've spent my life with them. It's been okay. I am so happy to have a sister, even happier that it's Lyndsey!
Groomsman
Our love was born out of a karaoke bar and has persisted for nearly twelve years. Our brains were synchronized together instantly. I could never ask for a better partner in Taboo.
Ring Bearer
Whether it's playing with Hot Wheels or learning about dinosaurs, Henry demonstrates unparalleled passion and enthusiasm. That is why we chose Henry to be our ring bearer.