Bridesmaid
"Every Vanilla girl needs a Chocolate best friend"
Bridesmaid
"Friends and wine should be both old yet fine"
Maid of Honor
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Well, that was fun'”
Best Man
"That moment when your a third wheel and the couple is being all lovey and your just like 'I like that tree, that's a nice tree.'"
Groomsman
"You smile because you're my sister, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
Ring Bearer
"Everybody's Favorite Cunha"
Flower Girl
"Yeet!"
Groomsman
"How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable."
Groomsman
"Is that allowed?"
Ring Bearer
"Sisters are special, from young ones to old. God gave me a sister. More precious than gold."