Wedding Party
Ethan Ray
Best Man
I'm Ethan the Best Man. I've been John's friend (one might say best friend) for well over a decade. We bonded over back yard volleyball and the rest is history. In all reality, we became friends as adolescents and bonded over video games, annoying our sisters, playing baseball, and telling the other one that their favorite sports team is trash. Enough about John though (I mean who cares about that guy he's only getting married) let's talk about me. I'm 24 years old and live in Billings, MT where I was born and raised. I'm married to my beautiful wife of four years, Alison. I eat, sleep, and breath the outdoors. I am an avid outdoorsman and enjoy hunting, fishing, hiking, camping and shooting sports. I pride myself in being the guy that helped Taylor recover from being vegan by introducing her to wild game. I am also the first person to learn that Taylor had caught feelings for my Best Friend. Upon learning this I "helped" and by helped I mean that I created Taylor a new Instagram account and slid into my boy John's DM's. Reassuring Taylor that if John was actually responding to her that she had a good chance with him. P.S. Don't believe anything out of Cole's mouth. You'll thank me later.
Alison Ray
Matron of Honor
Hi, I'm Alison (but you already know this) I'm married to Ethan, my amazing husband of 4 wonderful years! You can refer to his bio for the things I enjoy to do cause it's basically anything as long as I'm with him, it's just an added bonus that I also like doing those things! Enough about me, onto how I know the lovebirds. Taylor and I didn't meet until we were in our mid teens, but we clicked immediately and we've been best friends ever since! You could often find us cruising around blaring music, watching crime shows, or staying up way too late talking. She's always been there for me and she knows I am always here for her. I only got to know John because of Ethan, but we've bonded cause let's be honest there's no way anyone could dislike John! Taylor and John were big fixtures in the beginning of mine and Ethan's relationship (thanks for putting up with our oozing cuteness while chaperoning guys!) though they may have not yet known that they were meant to be, we did.... so I'll take being at least partially responsible for these nuptials ;) You're welcome for giving him your number when you were having car troubles.
Mayson Ehrlich
Man of Honor
'Sup! I'm Mayson and thank you for reading my bio! A ghetto desert-rat from CA that somehow ended up in MT. But extremely glad that I did, as it brought me the truth and all the wonderful friends I have now. I love good music, good food, and good fun. I'm an open book for anyone who wants to read so if you ask me something about myself, I'll tell ya. 😛 I've been friends with John for... I legit can't remember how long. We bonded over piano and video games and after that, it was all she wrote. We both got baptized on the same day, June 9th, and a lots happened since. In that time he's become more of a brother to me, and I am extremely grateful that he chose me to represent him as his Man of Honor. Taylor, though I haven't known her as long as I've known John, is a gem in my eyes and you'd be hard pressed to find a better match. Over the past several years watching their relationship blossom, it fills me with joy to have seen it grow to such a beautiful point. Thank you both for always keepin' it a buck-fiddy and making it easy to chaperone for you. You guys got more than a spark, but a flame that hides long-lasting coals underneath. With Jehovah's help, never let those embers grow cold. Congratulations now, and for many more years to come!
Eden Mejia
Maid of Honor
Hello, my name is Eden Mejia, and I will be playing the role of the bride's maid of honor! This has always been my dream role, still can’t believe I got casted! How did I manage to get casted? Well, the bride and I happen to share the same parents, so let’s just say I had connections. I am 17 years old and my hobbies consist of being with my stinky dog and impulsively buying stuffed animals. As mentioned earlier, Taylor is my older sister so to say “we go way back” is an understatement. I have many memories of her planning her wedding day and imagining the man of her dreams, well the day has finally come! As for the man of her dreams, John is surprisingly cool and funny! He is the only one who does my math homework without trying to make me understand it first. I’m already planning to crash at their place every weekend. #Slay #KeepOnTheGrind #Alpha #entrprenuer #fortune500company
Seth Glenn
Groomsman
John taught me something very important, though I doubt he even realizes it. We started bonding over music, fiction, games, and much more and it taught me that all you need is: good food, drink, entertainment, and good company. Seeing him with the best company for him brings me great joy for both parties, and I'm honored to be given a place here. My name is Seth, and John has become one of the few people I can call brother and mean it in every sense of the word. My hobbies include sketching, competition (games of all sorts), music, cooking, and more that don't readily come to mind. Give me music that doesn't have an easily defined genre or a solid mashup and you'll have my attention very quickly. I'm not the most socially adept, so I do ask for some patience in that regard, but I love myself a conversation involving deep subject and a good story. Feel free to ask me anything as I am an open book. I look forward to visiting for this wonderful occasion. PS: Ethan is quite right about Cole, though don't believe him too readily when it comes to myself or my family. Also Taylor is pretty cool too, I just don’t know much about her yet.
Dori Woods
Bridesmaid
Twelve years ago my brother had to beg me to hang out with Taylor and now I’m in her wedding. Crazy what can happen when you're forced to socialize. Taylor and I quickly bonded over our love for comic books and musicals. Going to premieres, listening to musicals, and talking about film theories with her are some of my favorite memories. To call Taylor a friend feels like an understatement. Taylor and her family feels so much like my family. Anyone who knows Taylor could tell you how dynamic of a person she is. Her kindheartedness, off-beat sense of humor, and ability to never run out of things to say is infectious in the best way. When I initially heard of John my first thought was, "I really hope he's not boring." Ladies and gentlemen, I'm glad to report that John is, in fact, NOT boring! Taylor and John's personalities match better than any couple I've ever seen. He understands her in every way that she deserves to be understood. Okay! Now that we got that out of the way, here's a little bit about me. I love sunsets, painting, ice cream, and eating ice as a "snack" (I am anemic. Please make sure I don't stand up too fast.) I have a very mean gecko named Dexter. I believe that people who eat french fries with mayo are criminals, and I'm a firm believer in dancing if music is playing (and when music isn't playing.) Lastly, I'm so excited to see how Jehovah continues to bless John and Taylor's union throughout their marriage.
Cole Zweegman
Groomsman
Hi my name is Cole. John found me on Rent-A-Groomsman.com™. To be honest I've never met the guy, but I'm sure he’s nice enough. So yeah… do I get paid before or after the wedding? No, but seriously this day has been long anticipated for quite some time. For a while there, I wasn't even sure John liked girls. Sure enough, the big day has come around. I've known John for quite some time now and I've never seen him as happy as he is now. I've actually lived with John for a while so I know exactly what Taylor has ahead of her. Odds are John is going to be bawling his eyes out as Taylor walks down the aisle. So everyone have your cameras ready. Words can't express how happy we all are for you buddy.
Lisette Zweegman
Bridesmaid
My name is Lisette, I’ve known Taylor since we were little girls. I can still remember seeing her in a blonde wig pretending to be Hannah Montana. Over the years we have seen each other grow up. I cherish our friendship and can’t wait to look back one day to remember the honor of getting to be a part of Taylor and John’s wedding. I am so excited to see Taylor and John take the next step in their life together. Fun Fact: Taylor is my matchmaker. She introduced me to my husband, Cole and the rest is history. Congrats!
Kamron Doss
Groomsman
Greetings and Salutations to all who read this excerpt and introduction! With utmost joy I welcome you all to this wonderful event. I am cousin of the Bride and friend of the Groom. This galactic duo has been a true wonder to observe! I’m so proud of my cousin for waiting on Jehovah to provide her with someone who can help her understand that Hawaii is, in fact, NOT between the USA and Europe. All jokes aside, I look forward to seeing them grow together. They can’t get rid of this baldly!
Larissa Mraz
Bridesmaid
It all started when I was 7 years old. My parents broke the news to me "Larissa, you're gonna be a big sister!" I was shocked. "How could they do this to me?! I'm the baby! No! There can only be one!" That's when our rivalry began. Hi, I'm John's sister Larissa and also a bridesmaid. As the big sister I stereotypically tortured John through most of our adolescence. But that wasn't always the case. Through a tragic event that changed our course in history we became unlikely allies. Which led me to become the protector of the very thing I once sought to destroy. Fast forward to present. When I heard he was dating Taylor, at first I was happy and then highly offended that I was the last to know! But no matter, it was my new mission to get to know the lady who caught my brother's attention. The more I came to know Taylor the more I understood what my brother saw in her. She is the stability and love he needed for him to grow. These two love birds are amazing human beings, who I care for deeply and wish them all the happiness in the world for their journey together About me: Standard nerd who enjoys many things(too much to name inquire in person but approach cautiously and preferably have snacks in your hand to offer as I spook easily) Dislikes: Spaghetti, spiders, spaghetti spiders, Grape jelly, grape anything, conversations about the weather, crowded places with mucho people.
Zachary Frank
Groomsman
Hi, my name is Zachary and I have the privilege of being a groomsman for this beautiful wedding! I am 25 years old and was raised in Huntsville, AL and still live there. I am 6 years married to my beautiful wife, Molly. I am a nerd through and through, anything technology, gaming, writing, I love. I also enjoy the outdoors and sports when it isn’t an inferno outside. Enough about me though, let me tell you how I know the bride and groom! I have known John for almost 5 years now and what a wild ride it has been. From watching him drift a jazzy chair in my driveway running over toes, to the countless hilarious game nights that make us laugh to this day. What can I say, he’s a pretty swell guy who I am glad to have had the pleasure to get to know. I haven’t known Taylor nearly as long, but if anyone can deal with John’s antics, it’s her. They are such a perfect complement for each other, and I am so happy for them!
Myah Pelletier
Bridesmaid
Hi, I’m Myah! Me and Taylor have been friends for 15 years and at this point, we’re more like sisters, really. The principals that we’ve applied to keep our friendship thriving all these years are the same principles that can keep a married couple thriving forever and ya know what, that’s just what her and John are gonna do. Ok so, a little about myself… like i said earlier my name is Myah and I'm an avid plant mom, a big and little sister (I'm one of five kids) and also, as of recent, a wife! My siblings have my entire heart and I didn’t think there was any space left in there for anyone else until I met my now husband ♡ I hate coffee but love tea, specifically green tea and matcha. I love swimming and working out, my favorite body part to work are my legs and my goal is to be able to squat this entire wedding party.
Savannah Giles
Bridesmaid
Ok, here we go. I’ve known Taylor for a long, long time. She’s my big sister and cousin and our families go way back. Like I’ve got some great photos and videos on a cam-corder back. We grew up on my green sofa in the garage eating homemade ice cream cake and pizza every Friday after school. Many of the bridesmaids can testify. From backyard campouts as kids to sitting at the island talking about life (or anime and superheroes) as adults, she’s just one of my favorite people. She’s part of a fulfillment of Jesus’ promise that we get 100x more than what we leave behind. She’s stolen her way into my life forever and nothing makes me happier than to see her with John who I can tell makes her feel completely and incandescently happy. As for me, I’m 23 and honestly have no idea what to write here. So for the basics, I’m a people person who likes to adopt people into my family. I do have a younger brother and he is my best friend. Like a grandma, I love to feed people. I love cats and coffee. I like to adventure, but mainly with others so we can share the memories. I never get tired of going to the zoo. Oh, and I love 1950-60s television. Adam West “Batman” and “I Love Lucy” is my jam. I can be feisty and loud, especially if I’m comfortable around you, but I have a lot of introvert friends so please don’t run away I’m just excited to meet you…
Jasmyn DeWitt
Bridesmaid
Hello Friends, family and strangers I’m Jasmyn. Longtime childhood friend to Taylor. Not born but raised in Arizona. The introvert to Taylor’s extrovert. The Jane Rizzoli to her Maura Isles. The Gus to her Shawn Spencer. The Corbin Bleu to her Zac Efron. Surprised we made it this far considering we have nothing in common, as I am a video gamer, sports gamer and hater of books unlike the Bride herself. However, I guess our love for a few things will always keep us connected True Crime, Musicals, and Jehovah. Excited to have been chosen and/or begged her to make me a bridesmaid. Granted she beat me to it, but that’s fine. I’m fine. Seriously, I’m fine. Now, we can sing Jesse McCartney with John driving us around instead of our parents. So here’s to a lifetime friendship as long as your dog doesn't pee on me again!