Maid of Honor
She's my loudest friend so her presence will be felt
Groomsman
Bestest Mensch. He's a special kind of mixologist - mixes all the sauces and dressings in the world and then has some food sprinkled in there.
Bridesmaid
If you want a PUN-tastic time, she's your girl! Also if you need help with anything, anytime, anywhere, anyhow.
Groomsman
Also Bestest Mensch. The only person I can still watch cartoons with in adulthood. If it wasn't for him, this night might not have been a reality. Make sure to ask him why.
Bridesmaid
She's my bouncer so make sure you stay on your best behavior in front of her
Groomsman
Also Bestest Mensch It is a pure delight watching him make decisions - you see the complete cycle from yes to no back to yes in less than 15 minutes. Also my personal dresser.
Bridesmaid
G.O.A.T - Greatest of all time.
Groomsman
Also Bestest Mensch The man that can make the Pope laugh, also the man that can make the Pope angry. Every party needs a selfie stick, and he'll always be mine.
Bridesmaid
Thanks to COVID I needed a doctor included
Groomsman
Also Bestest Mensch If you're inviting him to hang out, make sure the place is popping. He'll always be the WR1 of my life's football team.
Matron of Honor
We share the same parents, so she has to be invited.
Groomsman
Also Bestest Mensch The man who has suffered through all my bad jokes from the beginning. I feel like I at least owe him a dinner.
Matron of Honor
Honorary Canadian to keep the peace and bring Tim Hortons. Double-Double, eh?
Groomsman
Also Bestest Mensch I'm better at FIFA, he's better at dancing. At the end of the day, who's keeping score? (I am with my game screenshots)
Groomsman
He has more in common with Saima than me, but maybe that's why I'm so strangely attracted to him.
Groomsman
If you need food and movie recommendations, he's your man! Just do/watch the opposite of what he likes. Simple
Candle Lighter
I don't know what a candle lighter is, but I do know both of them will play key roles at the wedding and I can't imagine living my life without either of them.