Once upon a dive bar in a hood called South Park. It was there John met Megan and was amused by her snark. This bar had a name, oh, let’s call it The Abbey. It was neither that great, nor was it too shabby. John was a regular and then, so was Meg. But it was thanks to their roommates and maybe a keg. The roommates were, oh, let's call them friends. And it was upon their friendship that this story begins. Best Man and Maid of Honor each lived up to their titles. For without them, John and Meg, would have online dating profiles. They were introduced accidentally or perhaps it was fate, but whatever you call it, began with a date.