Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride. Graduating college this year with all signs pointing to a future in proctology or stripping.
Best Man
Groom’s brother from another mother. Raises the best pigs West of the Mississippi and can fix your front bumper too.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the bride. As the oldest of five, Jordan had to help corral and “boss” us to become one heck of a coach and teacher!
Groomsman
Grooms Brother. Has owned so many cars during his life he became a car salesman. Please text/call 573-280-1080 if you need a car!
Bridesmaid
Brides childhood bff. Softball champion and always down for an adventure. Shes also an Ozark kid who knows how to live it up at the lake.
Groomsman
Groom’s college roommate/fraternity brother. Challenge him to a cricket eating contest and prepare to lose.
Bridesmaid
Brides childhood bff. Became best friends on the first day of kindergarten and never looked back.
Groomsman
Grooms college roommate/fraternity brother. Extreme weight lifter meets nurse.
Bridesmaid
Brides college Bestie/Roomie. Her longest relationship and still going strong is with Pepe Lopez. Give her a sip of tequila and you’re in for a good night.
Groomsman
Groom’s buddy from undergrad. Wears a kilt once a year and is an amateur axe thrower.
Bridesmaid
Sister from another mister. Never fails to call me at midnight to talk about her boy problems.
Groomsman
Groom’s college wanna be roommate/fraternity brother. Just a good ol boy with a chocolate lab and a guitar.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the bride. Don’t be fooled by the mini genius “BooBoo” has some sick moves prepared for the dance floor.
Groomsman
Groom’s buddy. Can twist his neck further than anyone else.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the bride. Quite younger sister on her way to TikTok Fame.
Groomsman
Groom’s childhood friend. Will sell you lots of rubbers. For you car!