Best Man
His parents paid us for him to be the best man
Maid of Honor
Cousin by Blood, Maid of honor by Obligation
Groomsman
Only wants to come to reach his calorie intake during the reception
Maid of Honor
She begged to be inlcuded
Groomsman
Needs to get a lift in 5 minutes before pictures
Bridesmaid
Started shopping for dresses before she was asked to be a bridesmaid
Groomsman
He was promised to have a girlfriend after the wedding
Bridesmaid
She used to stick the landing—now she just sticks by the bride (and the open bar).
Groomsman
Was asked originally to cook for the wedding
Bridesmaid
We survived college together—now she keeps my nails flawless and has been by my side through every phase since.
Groomsman
Asked for a Braum's milkshake to be at the wedding
Bridesmaid
Wanted Inspiration for her own wedding
Groomsman
Only wanted to come because he gets to play dress up
Bridesmaid
Need her skills as a nurse in case something goes wrong
Ring Bearer
Only wanted to come because we said there would be a plane involved
Ring Bearer
She wants to ride into the ceremony on one of her horses
Father of the Groom
Only agreed to show up if there was a fruit tray involved
Father of the Bride
Saved up his whole life for this moment
Mother of the Groom
Asked if we could play the Oklahoma Sooners school song coming down the aisle
Mother of the Bride
Over/Under 5.5 cries
Flower Child
Secretly has a crush on the bride
Siblings of the bride
Proof that her husband is very brave