Bride
Groom
Matron of Honor
“Handsome man, ugly boy.”
Officiant
“I agree. Eli Manning is way better than Tom Brady”
Maid of Honor
“I will always appreciate the very small role that you’ve played in my sisters life.”
Best Man
“Damn it Alyssa, I was trying to say something nice and you ruined it.”
Bridesmaid
“So honestly, are you like actually happy?”
Groomsman
“We don’t do ‘can’t’ around here Jim”
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“They were just, nom nom nom, you wanna eat em”
Bridesmaid
“Chris is so nice. He made me coffee. He even offered to get me breakfast.” “Should we call Chris?” “Alyssa, you have to be nicer to Chris”
Groomsman
“Don’t panic… your tums are here”
Bridesmaid
“He’s too nice, you should leave him.”
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“That’s how the rich stay rich.”
Junior Bridesmaid
Junior Groomsmand
Oldest Child
Youngest Child