Wedding Party
Hannah Mclean
Maid of Honor
Hannah is louder than a fire alarm in a library, laughs hardest at her own jokes, and backs herself with a confidence most of us can only dream of. When asked for a quote for this website, she offered: “Fun, Fit and Flirty” - humility clearly taking a day off. Somehow, with a history degree, she’s blagged her way to being in charge of Cyber Security at Manchester United (still not sure how that happened). When she’s not busy protecting "the club", she’s mum to our flower girl Florence and has been Sarah’s partner-in-crime for over 16 years. On the day, you’ll find her running around like a loon, crémant in hand, inserting herself into absolutely everything; whether she’s been asked to or not. Underneath the noise, the sass, and the suspicious career trajectory, she’s got a brain sharper than a sword and a heart big enough to host this wedding twice over. If you haven't had the privilege of ever meeting her, she'll make sure you have a lasting impression of her by the time you leave. We love her forever.
Daniel Bacon
Best Man
Daniel Bacon - or just “Bacon” to those who’ve survived long enough in his orbit - has known Michael since the age of two, which makes him both the most qualified and most questionable choice for Best Man. A devoted lover of sport, history, and being unapologetically right (even when he absolutely isn’t), Daniel has built a reputation for turning any casual conversation into a full-blown debate, complete with evidence, passion, and the confidence of a man who’s never once considered he might be wrong. His laugh is unmistakable. Loud, sudden, and usually at his own jokes. So if you hear it across the room, you’ll know exactly where he is.
Lucy Johnstone (nee Booth)
Bridesmaid
Lucy is basically the best hostess of any event you will or are likely to attend; vape in one hand, prosecco in the other. She’s twin to our gorgeous Bridesmaid Fran; so if you think you’re seeing double on the day, don’t panic you’ve not overdone it on the baby Guinness'. Better known in her own mind as “L. Boozo”, Lucy is also the biggest worrier you’ll ever meet. If you hear someone shouting “Andy!” across the venue while simultaneously scanning for unattended candles, you’ve found her. She's Sarah's rock, the most brilliant, loyal, funny human being. But if she tells you what to do on the Big Day, just do it - it’s easier for everyone.
Chris Dolman
Groomsman
Chris is a man of contradictions: built like he never misses a gym session, yet somehow his legs suggest he’s been on a lifelong boycott of leg day. His natural state is mild misery. Unless, of course, he’s at work, where he truly comes alive by making someone else’s day significantly worse. Fiercely, almost concerningly competitive, Chris treats everything from deadlines to casual conversations like an Olympic final. And just when you think you’ve got him figured out, he pulls up in what can only be described as a hairdresser’s car, completing the confusing but somehow very fitting picture of a man who refuses to be easily understood.
Fran Mclardy-Smith
Bridesmaid
Fran is bossy enough to organise your entire life without consent and sharp enough to win an argument you didn’t even realise had begun. She's our Bridesmaid Lucy’s twin, because apparently one of them just wasn’t enough for the world to handle. She likes to think she’s giving off laid-back, Maldives-villa energy, but in reality she’s running a full-scale military operation, silently judging your timekeeping and mentally colour-coding your day before you’ve had your morning coffee. She’s the sergeant major we all pretend to complain about but would be absolutely lost without because somehow, everything does run better when Fran’s in charge. And beneath the spreadsheets, schedules, and signature eye rolls? Our favourite closet cutie… though she’d probably deny it and issue you a formal warning for even suggesting it.
Joe Kidd
Officiant
Upgraded from Groomsmen to Officiant, Joe is a true renaissance man; by day working in media, by night a passionate singer-songwriter, and at all times completely and utterly obsessed with sport. Whether he’s analysing a game, watching one, or somehow tying it into a song lyric, there’s no escaping it. It’s a far cry from his school days, where he somehow ended up with the nickname “Tramp”. A title that, thankfully, had nothing to do with talent, ambition, or questionable life direction. These days, he’s cleaned up his act (mostly), but the energy remains the same: a chaotic mix of creativity, commentary, and the unwavering belief that whatever’s happening, it would be improved slightly if there were a ball involved.
Molly McEntee
Bridesmaid
Molly is the brother Sarah never had, the queen of savage one-liners, and drinks Peach Jubel Beer like it’s a competitive sport. But through every storm and roast, she’s Sarah's lifelong shipmate, who would “sail to de end of de earth wit” her (pirates of the Caribbean reference - if you know you know). From Triple H moves in the living room, to Xena Warrior Princess battles, and Indiana Jones treasure hunts in the back garden. She’s Sarah's actual sister, partner-in-crime since day one, and proof that sibling bonds can survive anything.
Ben Sutcliffe
Groomsman
Ben is, quite simply, gloriously daft. The kind of man who could turn a quiet night into absolute chaos with nothing more than a microphone and a questionable song choice. Fiercely passionate about karaoke, he performs every track like it’s his Wembley debut, whether the crowd asked for it or not. Unfortunately, his bravery has limits: the mere hint of blood and he’s down faster than you can say “encore,” executing an Oscar-worthy faint on command. And while he may have lost his hair at a tragically early age, he’s more than made up for it with personality, volume, and a commitment to entertainment that no follicle could ever compete with.
Iqra Razzaq
Bridesmaid
Iqra is Sarah’s rock, vault of secrets, and life coach - somehow still managing to whip her into shape from the sandy depths of Dubai. She’s proof that distance means nothing when your best mate refuses to let you slack off, even across time zones. Whether it’s pep talks, reality checks, sharing unfiltered opinions about anyone who’s wound them up, or the occasional roast, she’s been keeping Sarah in line for the last decade; mostly via WhatsApp voice notes long enough to qualify as podcasts.
Chris Gill
Groomsman
Chris is the definition of a dark horse; an excellent sportsman who makes everything look effortless, then quietly gets up to far more mischief than anyone saw coming. Proof, if ever it was needed, that the quiet ones are always the naughtiest. He’s also somehow managed to secure the title of “best bum in the room,” which, let’s be honest, hasn’t gone unnoticed. And if you’re ever in need of a solid “mate date,” Chris is your man - reliable, good company, and just unpredictable enough to keep things interesting.
Hannah Millward
Bridesmaid
Hannah’s been Sarah’s partner in utter mayhem since they were 12, and they’d still happily get just as drunk on a park bench together now as they did back then. She’s been part of the family forever; from the days of straight vodka and dirty cigs in Uppermill to bridle path hangouts in bushes and friday nights at the skate park. Her laugh arrives in the room before she does, and if you’re the one who sets it off, congratulations: you’ve officially won her over. Although be mindful - piss her off and its all glares, daggers. No shouting, no drama… just that look that lets you know you’ve messed up and will be paying for it indefinitely.