Maid of Honor
Was one of the E-TRADE babies
Best Man
Ask him about his Funko Pop! collection
Bridesmaid
Can stand or sit for long periods of time
Groomsman
Knows the names of all the skateboard tricks but is nervous to try them
Bridesmaid
Also goes by Elizabeth, but do not call her Dr. Everywhere
Groomsman
Can do a passable Christopher Walken impression
Bridesmaid
Is lactose tolerant
Groomsman
Ask him how his jiu-jitsu training is going—if you dare
Usher
Once played in a band called Mustard Bag
Usher
Also goes by Kyle, also goes by Fish Tank Frankie
Usher
Is very good at the alphabet