Bridesmaid
My sister from another mister! Just kidding, we share the same parents. When she was a baby, I accidentally dropped her on her head and tried to stop her from crying so I didn’t get in trouble. Somehow she’s still the smartest person I know
Bridesmaid
I wrote my college essay about competing with my sister who was 6 at the time... this is her! Everyone always says "be an adult, she's just a kid!" but don't feel bad for her, one time she played a prank on me that our old cat was dead
Bridesmaid
In true New York fashion, we met on Facebook and bonded over a sociopathic roommate. To her boyfriend's dismay, we decided to room together again and slowly co-opted him as our third wheel - we've been friends ever since
Bridesmaid
For those who don't know, Julie (also known as June, Jules, or T - her favorite) and I met in our sorority. She loved me so much, she told me "I don't think we'll see each other again because you live all the way on south campus"
Bridesman
The only guy I'd ever get matching tattoos with - we met in a bar when he was hitting on my friend and I never seemed to be able to get rid of him. The only other thing you really need to know about Amir is that he once used me as a baseball bat in said bar, so watch out for him on the dance floor
Bridesmaid
Remember the friend Amir was hitting on? This is her! Prior to dating my other bridesman, Jess was my boss and we bonded over Trivia. When we tried to return the following week for more, we got the date wrong and ended up at bingo. Long live cocky crocky
Bridesmaid
Affectionately known as Soph to me. My friend of over 20 years and the only person who shares all our horse camp secrets. She may even be able to dig up a One Direction music video we made over a weekend if you ask nicely
Bridesmaid
As Ryan's younger sister, she's contractually obligated to make fun of him with me - we do so in love! She's also the mother to Sadie's favorite playmate, so I think we'll get along just fine
Best Man
Although his height may indicate otherwise, meet my one and only brother. Even after all those years of torment from yours truly, he was still willing to be my best man, and I wouldn’t have it any other way
Groomsman
Friend, fraternity brother, roommate. Now that he’s agreed to be a groomsman, I’ve officially conned him into it all.
Groomsman
This guy too is a great friend, fraternity brother, and former roommate. Noticing a pattern yet?
Groomsman
As seen on the Today Show (no, actually), one more great friend, fraternity brother, but not a former roommate (smart move on his part).
Groomsman
No surprises here - another great friend, fraternity brother, and roommate (who may or may not have demolished our front door at one point in time).
Groomsman
While he's Ryan's groomsman, his first title will always be "younger brother of the most beautiful and perfect big sister." Colin threw a chair at me when we were younger and broke his toe running away from me... somehow it was my fault! You know what was also my fault? When he went into MY room and lit a goldfish bag on fire. Catch him staring intently at our Christmas Eve candles like the little pyromaniac he is.
Best Pup
Our lovely Sadie Mae will not be part of the wedding, but we wanted to show her off anyways.