NO. There will be an axe throwing competition, possibly large wild animals, and recreational substances. This event isn't going to be safe for small children, so please don't bring them.
Thank you for asking. The brown tabby is our best baby, Scotch. He's very old (16) and very full of pancreatitis, love, diabetes, cuddles, arthritis, and wisdom. The larger and darker orange tabby is Figlet (11), and he likes to yell. He also wants to be on your right shoulder, like, now. The smaller and lighter orange is Egg, and he is a demon. He likes to eat napkins, blankets, shoe strings, and plants, all while stampeding through the house. He also likes to lick humans because he spent too much time with the dogs in his formative years. Finally, the majestic creature with locks of white and black is the Dutchess of Cornflower, first of her name, she who doth Chirp and Derp, Muncher of Toes, Floofball Extraordinaire. Her favorite place to be is between you and whichever cat you were snuggling beforehand but wait now there's a Corn wedging herself between you because that's just how she be.