Matron of Honor
My Sister from another mister. Sometimes I think we're the same person.
Best Man
Lived together for 4 years. He might know me.
Bridesmaid
My actual sister. I would be lost without her.
Groomsman
I met him when he was born, he's alright. Guess which finger that is.
Bridesmaid
First person to train me at Trader Joe's, almost a decade ago, she's been following me around since.
Groomsman
Met on the bus in second grade when he gave me a bloody nose.
Bridesmaid
Was originally Dan's friend but then I stole her for my own.
Groomsman
We played Jurassic Park on the playground in kindergarden.
Bridesmaid
We met at Domino's. Been keepin our friendship alive for 15 years(ish). The funniest girl I know.
Groomsman
He's like an older brother. Can always count on him to have my back!
Junior Bridesmaid
Dan's favorite niece. Well really he has two nieces but one can't read yet.
Usher
Emma's cousin, and basically the little brother that she never asked for.
Officiant
Just an all around incredible human