FAQs

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Can I come to the wedding?

Answer

No

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Are you guys already married?

Answer

Duh.

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Are you pregnant?

Answer

I already gave birth to two cats.

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Is Nate single?

Answer

Who's asking?

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What are your cats names?

Answer

Goose and Duck Duck

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When is your wedding?

Answer

The 22nd!!! Not the 23rd!!