Best Man
Likes: Beans, Cold Hot Dogs, Long Walks, Public Radio Dislikes: Spiders, El Cucuy, Classic Rock.
Best Man
Likes: Heavy Metal, Wrestling, General Dude Stuff, The Princess Diaries Dislikes: Silent Chewing, The Princess Diaries 2, Pants That Aren't Shorts
Groomsman
Likes: Pastrami, Fitness, Mayhem Dislikes: Baths, The Dark, Vegan Food
Groomsman
Likes: America, Freedom, Chanel Handbags Dislikes: Shirts That Don't Have a Flag on Them, Ford Trucks, Bad Hair Days
Groomsman
Likes: Anime, Cosplaying as a Regular Guy, The Feeling of the Wind Through His Hair and Sand on His Feet Dislikes: Other People's Birthdays, Runny Eggs, The Patriarchy
Groomsman
Likes: Soup (Any Kind), Small Hair, Barely Working Cars Dislikes: Dull Knives, Sunscreen, Tax Audits
Maid of Honor
My middle sibling. Aren't they STUNNING!? From fighting with each other every day to fighting for each other for life, there's no one I'd rather have by my side. I have dreamt of this forever.
Maid of Honor
Sarah has a heart of pure gold. Before I moved into the place I'm in now, she drove out to scrub the baseboards and toilet with me. She has stayed overnight and left at 3 am for work to make sure I wasn't alone on hard days. My bestie for life.
Bridesmaid
Karissa and I met at 12 years old (she was crying on the first day of school). We had weekly sleepovers and baked gluten free pastries when gluten free pastries were still cardboard. Now we talk all things anatomy and sex via Marco Polo. Hey, how's Shiela?
Bridesmaid
Truly one of the most loyal and consistent friendships I have ever been given. I met Rachel about 6 years ago during a mission we both went on (cue the church trauma). Since then, we have walked through so much change and uprooting together, and I couldn't be more grateful to have her in my corner through it all.