Matron of Honor
Sex: Female Age: 22 Years Height: 68 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Dark Brown/Blue Organ Donor: Yes Personality Description: Friendly and fierce. Do Not Tickle. REPEAT: DO NOT TICKLE. Enjoys llamas, coffee, trail running, essential oils, kicking butt and taking names. Calls it how it is and knows how to make your day 10x better. Is an excellent stunt double for Ryley as demonstrated in junior high band class, phone calls, and homework assignments.
Best Man
Sex: Male Age: 23 Years Height: 73 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Blond/Blue Organ Donor: Yes Personality Description: Backcountry Wikipedia - knows literally everything there is to know about anything, gets s*** done, cycling fiend, enjoys good Thai/German food, great friend, and irritated by idiots.
Bridesmaid
Sex: Female Age: 23 Years Height: 67 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Blonde/Blue Organ Donor: Yes Personality Description: All-In-No-Takesies-Backsies. Quote *in the span of 1 minute*, "What is the Bighorn Mountain Scenic Trail Run? When is it? How far? 50-miles, sounds good. Okay, I just signed up!" Traveler extraordinaire, wicked smart, also enjoys chapstick and llamas - but not llama flavored chapstick.
Groomsman
Sex: Male Age: 21 Years Height: 71 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Brown/Blue Organ Donor: Yes Personality Description: Knows literally everything there is to know about building stuff. Need to build a paper towel holder? T's got you. Need to build a 10 story cabin with a rollercoaster? T's got you. So revered by the wild game he hunts that animals are honored to be hunted by him. Practical joke master. Enjoys a cold Coors after a solid day's work. Also irritated by idiots.
Bridesmaid
Sex: Female Age: 23 Years Height: 67 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Brown/Hazel Organ Donor: Yes Personality Description: Need to know anything about politics in an understandable manner? Jessie's got you covered. Ph-antastic photographer, brilliant bird watcher, and fabulous food-maker. Enjoys hiking in 'the' nature with 'the' Joe Rubino. Soon to be the Marvelous Mrs. Rubino. Also likes llamas.
Groomsman
Sex: Male Age: 24 Years Height: 70 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Brown/Blue Organ Donor: Nah way man - that s***'s mine. Personality Description: Oh boy. Where to begin here... Well, Bryant is an interesting Starburst to say the least. He enjoys: Sue's Ginger Snaps, Ramen, Regyn, Basketball, Fracking, Regyn, Football, Running, Fishing, and Regyn (List not necessarily in order). One tough home slice - what this guy starts he will finish (except for arguments with Regyn, usually she finishes those). Good ol' boy who is also irritated by idiots.
Bridesmaid
Sex: Female Age: 11 years Height: 61 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Blue Organ Donor: Once she obtains a license, yes. Personality Description: Cute and feisty. Will bite. Will also bake. Is quite good at both. One of the few known cat whisperer in the western hemisphere. Would highly recommend for moral support at any trail race: 4.9/5.0 stars - would give full stars unless you are the kind of person who doesn't want to hear her rendition of Simon and Garfunkle's "Sound of Silence" at mile 83. Has llamas.
Groomsman
Sex: Male Age: 14 Years Height: 67 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Brown/Green Organ Donor: Would be willing for the right price. Personality Description: If you are a duck, a deer, or any other animal that is in season: steer clear - this home slice is a dead-eye. Can fluently speak English, sarcasm, and duck/goose (his goose has a slight Canadian accent). Underneath his rough exterior is a loving brother who has dealt with three sisters his whole life. Loves food. Will do anything for food. Does not tolerate idiots well.
Bridesmaid and Singer Extraordinaire
Sex: Female Age: 21 Years Height: 68 Inches Hair/Eye Color: Blue Organ Donor: Yes Personality Description: