Bride
Babe
Groom
Stud
Matron of Honor
First friend the bride made in Massachusetts and the rest is history. Sassy yet savoy! Knows everything about New England, just don’t expect simple directions. Expensive taste, loves running, and always down for a good time. Softest hands on the planet, if you get an ear rub it’s not weird, it’s Laura.
Best Man
Brother to the Groom, the guy you call when you get a cold to confirm you are not dying. Never won a board game honestly in his life. Won a lot. While you are reading this he caused the groom and other best man to get in a fist fight over something he started. Wear sunglasses around him, eyebrows can cause blindness. Likes Notre Dame because he looks like the mascot.
Maid of Honor
Has known the bride for ten years. Instant best friends when they met and worked together in North Carolina. Known as the brides ganushka, which is her made up Russian word as a term of endearment. Always up for travel and adventure. Beautiful and silly, but don’t mess with her or you will be sorry! Resides in Florida with her lovely dogs Calypso and Cleo.
Best Man
Brother to the Groom, flies large aircraft, not enough room in the sky. If you are attending the wedding and a Disney Princess you have no chance. If you are a female and not a fictional character, no need to worry. Doesn't even like the Red Sox. Great football player, just as long as he doesn't need to catch the ball. Very smart, knows a ton of history, zero sports. Will shock with ability to light up the dance floor (Disney princesses beware).
Bridesmaid
Sister of the bride. Always has your back but will always share her opinion! Loves roller derby, British bake off parties, and will always have a plan of action to keep people on schedule, since the Miller family isn’t known for great time management. Resides in Milwaukee Wisconsin with her husband and son Sebastian.
Groomsman
Friends since High School at St. Johns. Technically sound on the basketball court, do not expect the same on the dance floor. Recognizable by his t-shirt tuck and strong ear muff game. if you tried to give him a high five you missed, or at least you blamed yourself. Sings ballads, will crush the Killers the night of. Name a year, he will recite the Red Sox bullpen, and maybe the bench for Appalachian State basketball..
Bridesmaid
Sister to the bride and oldest sibling of four. Loves coffee, travel, and knows how to shop! Always finds fun things and new adventures to try. When the bride and her get together with family there is lots of laughing and late nights. Middle school spanish teacher and hard core soccer mom. Lives in Bettendorf Iowa. Mother of two awesome kids, Victoria and Xavier.
Groomsman
Friends since High School at St Johns, makes a mean drink, you probably know him. Look out for leg kicks on dance floor, will demonstrate for an Amstel Light. Great hairline. Groom told him the wedding started an hour earlier just to be safe.
Bridesmaid
Niece of the Bride. Great soccer player, outstanding student and full of life. Nothing is too extra for this girl. Infectious smile and a great big sister. Patient and easy going, you can always count on V to be there for you. The bride couldn't be more proud of the beautiful young woman she is becoming.
Groomsman
Friends since High School at St. Johns and Assumption roommate. Busy body.. By the time you got down the ski slope he has done a lot. He will have ran you over, scored an own hockey goal, got you another drinking strike in college dorm, caught three fish, and then sold an international deal. Will have your back and be there for you, just don't give him a choice between you and his boat.
Bridesmaid
The bride is known as her little ducking who would follow her everywhere. They became great friends when meeting in college. They studied and did everything together every step of the way. Years later ended up being able to work together. Krystal is the brides "very Worcester friend" showed the bride the ropes of Massachusetts and how to toughen up and be more New England like.
Groomsman
Worked together for 8 years, boss for a time. Handshakes and hugs is a strength. If you can see the top of his head you will know his hair game is not. Never won in eight years of Fantasy Football. Expect a reply text only if you ordered offices supplies, coffee, jan san, or furniture. Makes a beaten to death joke he uses every day for ten years still seem funny. Well, he thought so anyway. Makes everyone around him feel warm and like his best friend.. unless of course you are a referee of any kind. Then its whatever the absolute opposite is.
Bridesmaid
Emily is Kelli's longtime best friend from her hometown of Bettendorf Iowa. The two have been close friends since they were in their teens. Always there for you to talk about everything in the uttermost detail, has a zest for life and knows how to appreciate the little things. Emily is the mother of two beautiful children Callahan and Waylon. She resides in Cedar Rapids Iowa.
Groomsman
Worked together for 8 years, golf partner for 6 years. Great work out partner on the golf course, you will have to carry him. Dreamy eyes, his kids luckily got them. Can remember a lot of details, including your furniture order, name and where you met, and every excuse as to why he got screwed in every fantasy football weekend he has ever participated.
Bridesmaid
Cara bear and the bride became friends while living in Wilmington North Carolina. Cara has Southern charm and is the hottest firefighter around! Can always leave right where you left off and tells stories with the greatest attention to detail. Loves to come visit Massachusetts whenever she has a chance. If only we could get her used to the cold weather I think we could convince her to move up here.
Groomsman
Oldest friend since Montessori School, once charged the groom to put on his starter jacket at the end of the school day. Bad choice being sick the next day. His mom didn't like it when Ryan handed her a $20 bill from his mothers purse in the coat room. The groom played Bass guitar in his first band, still awaiting royalties. Sam is the token artist in every group, will play guitar for women...
Bridesmaid
Kristen and the bride worked together in Waltham Massachuetts. Became work besties and the rest is history. Kristen showed the bride all the best places to go in Boston. Knows how to have a good time and enjoy the little things in life. Kristen resides in Brighton Massachuetts with her cuddly dog Ziggy, make sure you don't have treats in your pocket or he will get you.
Groomsman
College roommates and post college roommates. Great fall guy when designing an excuse for Mom and Dad. They say teach when you can't do.. Great hockey coach! Once had flowing red locks, he is convinced he is a brunette. Great charisma guy, terrible at shaving. Self nicknamed Big Rand...