Maid of Honor
Aubri and Sadie were room mates their first year in Raleigh, and managed to not burn down the apartment. Aubri is also known for her dance moves of getting down - no dance floor needed. With a vodka cranberry in hand, anything is possible for her. Favorite memory: the entire time we lived together 🖤 Ask her about: her new espresso machine
Best Man
Joero, I'll never forget the fist few days of college when we met and our friend group decided there were to many Joe's. You said you had a nickname in high school that you hated and thus your name was reborn. You made two mistakes that day, one being your name will forever be Joero and two becoming best friends with me. Ask Joero about "Rich adventure time" in Romania. (Hint: He prevented me from being arrested)
Maid of Honor
Frannie, aka "Frannigan", aka "Fran the Man", aka "Crossfit's finest", is one of Sadie's sisters. One of the only things they have in common, is that they are both "allergic" to onions. Favorite memory: driving to and from school every day blaring music, and on our way home stopping to get French fries at Culver’s Ask her about: the time she broke her wrist because she tripped over an acorn.
Groomsman
Alex, to the rest of the world you're called Alex but to me you'll always be Alec. I'll never forget being better than you at video games and sports growing up but not because of talent, simply because of age. Guess what it still counts and there's only 1 Matrassi up on that state championship banner. Also, stop breaking my controllers. Ask Alec about his intern of the year award.
Bridesmaid
Ellen, aka "Ellie-butt", is the Staudacher's youngest. Ellen will deny, but Sadie is still taller than her... We are positive she will be drinking "water" during the reception. Favorite memory: Ellen braiding Sadie’s hair every night Ask her about: her past dreams of singing the National Anthem.
Groomsman
Matthew, I'm very lucky to have gained another brother. Also, thank you for taking me on my first wake surfing experience. Even though I couldn't toss the rope I still tried. Ask Matthew about what the “remainder rights” are.
Bridesmaid
Kaity is Richard's sister, but more importantly, Sadie and Kaity quickly bonded after meeting for the first time. Sadie is so excited to have another sister. Favorite memory: bonding over our love for reading!! Ask her about: her amazing move to Paris!!!
Groomsman
Kyle, thank you for putting up with me in college. I know it couldn't have been easy sharing a bathroom with me for two years. Also, thank you for taking me on my first Lambeau experience. Even though I had 3rd degree frost bite and the Rams lost that game it was all worth it when they raised the Lombardi trophy. Ask Kyle about how he's a narc.
Bridesmaid
Natalie is one of Sadie's longest friends, as they met through 8th grade travel volleyball. She is known to be the mother of the group and has a dance move to every song (including Disney). Favorite memory: our snuggles at all the sleepovers!! Ask her about: the time her AC Window unit fell through her room in college.
Groomsman
Joe, thank you for sticking with me since Elementary school. I don't know how you've put up with me all these years because you've seen many mistakes I've made. However, my favorite thing you say is "Oh Richard", that'll never get old. Ask Joe about his boat.
Bridesmaid
Hope (a.k.a. Hop) is one of Sadie's friends from UofM. As the Queen of Instigating, she will have you second guessing the difference between a baseball cap and a beret. Favorite memory: entire freshmen year in Markley Ask her about: the time she found herself in a headlock during a beer tour in Prague.
Groomsman
Bill, also known as wild bill, thank you for being my roommate for two years in college. I'm happy we still became close friends even though you loved throwing parties and I didn't because I was studying. Luckily, the deck didn't collapse. Ask Billy about his Jenga skills.
Bridesmaid
Meg is one of Sadie's friends from Rowing at UofM. To this day we believe Sadie and Meghans brains were cross wired. Favorite memory: coffee dates in Ann Arbor (esp Argus) Ask her about: the time she almost compromised Sadie's Uber rating coming back from Skeeps.
Groomsman
Nick, also known as the pickle. Somehow I've convinced you to keep me around. From us snowboarding as kids and witnessing your first concussion to now us being adults and both liking jam bands, I think its safe to say we've both come a long way. Ask Nick about the time he almost ruined our fantasy football league.
Bridesmaid
Libby, aka "Libbers", is one of Sadie's cousins. From toddlers, to middle school, and throughout high school, they went through every awkward phase available with each other. Favorite memory: growing up with you! (And visiting you at college your sophomore year…) Ask her about: the "Hot Dog Man" song.
Groomsman
I'll never forget how mad you were when I was added as a free agent to your kickball team in DC. Its not my fault I'm better looking. Thankfully you got over it and we had many nights of fireball, McDonalds and FIFA. Ask Elliot about how many times he's used his dads credit card at the bar.
Bridesmaid
Lauren, one of Sadie's friends from North Carolina. She is exceptional at creating ways for people to wake up with a good hangover (aka - Top Gun Bar Crawl). Favorite memory: our shenanigans in Richmond Ask her about: her previous roach situation........
Groomsman
I'll never forget how our friendship was forged. Let's just say its legal in some states. Chuck thank you for living with me for multiple years. I don't know how you did it but you deserve an award. I will say you're more fortunate than my roommates in college because at least I learned how to cook. Ask chuck about the butt tattoo I owe him.
Bridesmaid
Maddie and Sadie were roommates freshman year of college at UofM. Together, they both were able to "collect valuables" from fraternities across campus. Favorite memory: fetty wap bread and asap ranch Ask her about: the time we were able to move a large traffic cone into our dorm room.
Officiant
The man, the myth, the legend. JB was there at the beginning of our relationship and saw it for what it was... not "just friends". Watch your back, because he can technically marry anyone.
Flower Girls
The fluffiest girls in town. These two sisters are complete opposites; Arbor can be slightly awkward, while Ruby is a bull in a china shop. However, one thing they have in common is the love for the Ball.
Bubble Boys