I joined this group called ‘Pug Exuberance’ to meet other pugs. There was this handsome fawn pug that kept appearing named Maxwell P. He was so strong and steady and funny. One day he announced he was looking for his soulpug. I threw my hat in the ring immediately, hoping he might possibly find me as attractive as I did him. He asked me out! We went to the ocean and to the pool and to a romantic dinner on the beach. I was completely smitten with his dark paws and dark snout. Soon I was falling in love...