Groom
Cool & fun, but kinda weird...
Bride
Weird & crafty, but kinda cool
Best Man
He mustache you a question
Maid of Honor
Wants to hang out but has to study
Groomsman
Acts tough but actually a softie
Bridesmaid
Ask her about her first time skiing
Groomsman
Snowboards, delivers dogs, nonstop
Bridesmaid
Like, really really loves H-E-B
Groomsman
Coaches kids, coached by Aubrey
Bridesmaid
Ask her about her spreadsheets
Groomsman
"Why did I decide to have white friends"
Bridesmaid
Big sis energy, mom vibes, legendary dance moves
Groomsman
A Doctor, locate him in case of a medical necessity
Bridesmaid
Your guide to what's hot (and what's not)
Groomsman
Professional bullshitter, I mean bull rider
Bridesmaid
Energy drink in human form
Groomsman
Lost both of his legs in a shark attack
Officiant
"Does anyone have pickles?"