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The Wedding Website of Mary Brown and Emilio Longoria

Isabel Longoria

Best Man

Isabel Longoria is Emilio's sister. If you want to know more, bring her the talon of a mythical beast named Paula.

Brian Cohen

Groomsman

Justin Gross

Groomsman

Rony Kishinevsky

Groomsman

Stefan Lemire

Groomsman

Nico Neugebauer

Usher

Cyrus Mahdavi

Groomsman

Daniel Myerson

Groomsman

Hunter Ratliff

Usher

Michael Samaniego

Usher

Peyton Stamper

Groomsman

Ross Stamper

Groomsman

Graham Taylor

Usher

Otto Timm

Groomsman

Matt Wilkins

Groomsman

Walter Williams

Groomsman

Walter is a life long friend and opposing counsel of Emilio. Unlike anyone else at the wedding, Walter has been a roommate of Emilio and Mary. In Fact if it wasn't for his constant nagging about his dog, Emilio would have never learned to live with Bay. As a side note, he bakes what the couple calls the best gluten free cupcakes.

Paula Brown

Maid of Honor

Classification: Beast, Mystical Paula Brown is an ancient mythical beast documented throughout history. With the head of a woman, body of a dragon, fangs of a serpent, and claws of a Cardi B, this feared creature has crept up numerous times throughout antiquity. Scholars are not exactly sure of her origins, but they appear to be sometime in the pre-neolithic. Starting with cave paintings found in Borneo, Archeologists have uncovered numerous ancient writings throughout early Mesopotamia, sacrificial instructions in Egyptian Cuneiform, there is some sort of Chinese depiction of her disemboweling an Emperor during the warring states period, and even a quick warning from the Olmecs sometime early in the Common Era. Feared by men, respected by gods, not much is known about her origins or intentions. Modern evidence of the creature Paula is scant, but we do have this one photograph taken sometime in 2017. Photographer unknown, but presumed deceased. Shortly after this photo was taken, the creature Paula devoured this penguin alive.