Maid of Honor
We met in 8th grade, and she was the coolest person I'd ever seen (still is). Across time and space (literally), we have always found each other. She is the Kirk to my McCoy, the champagne to my orange juice...and I can't let her go now - she knows all my secrets!
Best Man
We met in high school - despite the fact that Jacob was home-schooled. We fueled each others' interests, kept each other up late working on projects, and lost touch when I moved away for college. Reconnecting during quarantine, after a night of catching up with a decade's worth of stories and growth, it was as though we'd never parted.
Officiant
Working overnight on a register, Ethan was the late-night regular that became a full-time bestie. Known for his piercing call and capable of reaching speeds of up to 70mph while in a vehicle, this rare nocturnal specimen is returning to the climate of his youth to engage in a ritual bonding ceremony. Let us be quietly respectful as we observe him in this strange, but familiar, habitat. Remarkable. Remarkable.