FAQs

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Is there a dress code?

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Clothes are preferred but not mandated.

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When should I RSVP by?

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By the time you read this its too late... check out our live stream

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Do you have any hotel recommendations?

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There is a STELLAR dumpster outside of Wendy's. If that's full you can go across the street to Burger King :)

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Can I bring a date?

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If you're asking, the answer is no.

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I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?

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You've made it this far in life haven't you? #Darwinism

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Is there transportation to and from the hotels to the ceremony?

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You've got two legs... use em!

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What are some night life recommendations for the area?

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The foxes come out around 10pm, but the rats don't come out till 1am. If you wait around for either we recommend getting your rabies shot and filling out the waiver prior to showing up to the wedding.

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Is smoking allowed on the premises?

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There is no smoke of any kind allowed on the property. This includes, but is not limited to: cigarettes, cigars, vapes, joints, smoke signals, torches, flame throwers, or fire building (even for the sake of survival).