Maid of Honor
Born without canine teeth. If there is a DIY tutorial she can do it. Former Hillside cheerleader (where she met Mary Alice).
Best Man
Tina's son. Kassy's husband. Rosie's dad.
Bridesmaid
Watched all episodes of Game of Thrones 5 times. Sushi fanatic. Wife, Mom, and dog mom.
Best Man/Officiant
Dog has a cleft lip. Self proclaimed "good person" for rescuing him.
Bridesmaid
Loves 90's sitcoms. Can align any person with a Sex and the City character. Always ready for a nap.
Groomsman
Intellectual (non-practicing). Emmy nominated. 5th fastest 40 his senior year. Not completely convinced he knows how to read.
Bridesmaid
Exclusively enjoys the hobbies of geriatric women. Loves creating art with makeup. Has a cat named Kat.
Groomsman
Roommate. Ginger. Also has a disabled dog.
Bridesmaid
Dangerously addicted to Trader Joe's sour Scandinavian Swimmers. Still active on Tumblr. Probably has a cat her in lap (Phil most likely).
Groomsman
Twin. Loves football, basketball, and lame dad jokes. Can't blow a bubble out of bubble gum.
Bridesmaid
Obsessed with BTS. Will have eyelash extensions for the rest of her life.
Groomsman
Twin. Can be found reading outdoors. Always trying to befriend people's pets.
Bridesmaid
Loves poodles. Could eat Mexican food everyday. Obsessed with the Real Housewives.
Groomsman
Poodle dad. Loves all sports. Can be found drinking Dr. Pepper.
Bridesmaid
Photographer. Obsessed with Alice in Wonderland. Has a Persian cat.
Groomsman
Has at least 15 different colors of pants. Refers to cats by their coloring/type not their names.