Best Man
Friend of the groom. Paleophrenologist. Kicked off university cheer squad for bad attitude. Owns the 2nd largest air guitar collection in St. Louis.
Maid of Honor
The Word Bird. Definitely NOT the matron of honor. Sister of the bride.
Groomsman
Eldest brother of the groom. Groom constantly stole from him as a child. No regrets.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom. And that's amore.
Groomsman
Younger-older, bigger-smaller brother of the groom.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom. Vegetarian. Will be disappointed at reception.
Groomsman
Old man bidniz of the groom.
Bridesmaid
Domestic partner-in-law goddess of the groom.
Groomsman
Brother in law of the bride. Soon to be brother in law to the groom. Gravy maker.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride. Childhood partner in crime.
Groomsman
Cousin, Midwestern consigliere of the groom. As a child, he would cry if he didn’t see the “Welcome to Kentucky” sign when we crossed the bridge over the Ohio river. Nobody forgets, Brad.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride. Bicoastal filmmaker. Dodging acolyte duties together since 2001.
Groomsman
High school friend of the groom. Witnessing groom get married. Turns out we aren't a couple, mom!
Bridesmaid
Anglophile, New Orleanian friend of the bride. God save the queen.
Groomsman
Law school friend of the groom, college friend of the bride. Context clue: he introduced us. Roll tide.
Bridesmaid
New Orleans friend of the bride. Will always provide prosecco.
Groomsman
Law school friend of the groom. Local consigliere & family man.
Bridesmaid
Law school friend of groom. New Orleans friend of bride. Mother of bride & groom's godchild.
Flower Girl
Flower Girl