We've actually known each other for over 20 years—thank you, internet! Honestly, we should probably invite Tom from Myspace to the wedding because, without his platform, I never would have had the opportunity to catfish Brandon before it was trendy. Don't worry, though—I came clean pretty quickly! Over the years, we stayed loosely connected, exchanging a few texts here and there to see how life was treating each other. Then, a few years ago, he reached out at exactly the right time. One conversation turned into another, and before we knew it, we were building our own happily-ever-after without cryptic away messages on AIM. And now, here you are, reading this as you prepare to celebrate our wedding with us!