Matron of Honor
Stephanie is Kate's oldest sister. They like to nerd out, so here's her blessing for the happy couple: "May the force be with you at your wedding (Harry Potter, Harry Potter, OOH), may the odds be ever in your favor in your marriage (Harry Potter, Harry Potter, YEAH), and may you boldly go where no couple has gone before (Harry Potter, Harry Potter, THAT'S ME!)!"
Best Woman
Mark once refused to work on a worksheet in English class with me. Now I'm in his wedding. Pick a lane Mark.
Maid of Honor
Christina is Kate's middle big sister. Stephanie, being the biggest sister, already took all the nerdiest references, so all she can say is this: "Kate, I am so glad you found your person with whom you can enjoy life's adventures. And even though we both loved him when we were younger, I'm glad Mark is nothing like Spike. I wish you the happiest of happies, always."
Groomsman
I first met this guy in college when he came over to watch a football game. My couch was never empty again, and neither was my list of friends. Mark has been there for me through thick and thin, just as I know he'll be there for Kate. Congratulations guys! I can't wait to see what your life together brings!
Bridesmaid
“That poster of Orlando Bloom Kate married in 7th grade is probably so jealous right now.”
Groomsman
You haven't truly lived until you've heard Mark sing Evanescence.
Bridesmaid
"I've known this pretty pink flamingo since we met in fifth grade and it's been absolute shenanigans ever since."
Groomsman
Mark and I met in college. We were roommates freshman year and good friends ever after.
Bridesbro
Merritt and Kate danced together in a high school musical theater production of Once Upon a Mattress, which Merritt is sure was great practice for dancing at Kate's wedding.
Groomsman
You may be married now... But you should still be careful, Mark!
Usher
Usher
Flower Girl