Best Man
Best man, absolute savage. Sold an Arby's and Walgreens on the same day. Has Cab 270's on lock. King of breakfast dinners.
Groomsman
What-a-guy. Loves Dolphins continues to pray for a playoff birth. Great sailor.
Groomsman
From NYC, loves long walks on the beach. Has a Legendary dog named Russel.
Groomsman
This guy is a Yoga legend in Salt Lake City. If you see him at the wedding be sure to ask him to show you some moves. AMAZING!
Groomsman
Ski god. Swag monster. Squid. Legend to all. @dalesaidthis
Groomsman
This guy makes a mean brisket. Can finish a bottle of Jameson in 11 min. Rides a bike in tight clothes!
Groomsman
Almost won fantasy 3 years in a row.......almost. Infamous gambler. Very wise.
Groomsman
Wild Card. The Goat.
Maid of Honor
Once put peanut butter in the bride's hair while the bride was trying to get gum out of hers, but is somehow still the Maid of Honor.
Bridesmaid
Lives among the pronghorn in Montana. Missing 10 teeth but you would never know.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to trip while walking down the aisle, but will laugh about it the whole time!
Bridesmaid
Outlaw...but she's pretty cool. And her baby is super cute too.
Bridesmaid
She will be the bridesmaid with the packed lunch! :)
Bridesmaid
Don't be fooled by the sweet face. Will whoop you in quarters and drinking games. Except the one time she got sick and blamed it on the bride.
Bridesmaid
KATE EQUINOZZI FOR PRESIDENT 2040!