Bride
"Don't subscribe to Mark the Minstrel."
Groom
"Subscribe to @MarkTheMinstrel on YouTube"
Maid of Honor
Best Man
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish then you have to be the best man"
Bridesmaid
"He hasn't even realized I'm planning to steal his wife."
Groomsman
"Bane of Mark's existence since 2005"
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"
Bridesmaid
"I'm so proud that a little woodland fairy and a man who duel-wields unicycles have found love"
Groomsman
"The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armor of light." -Romans 13:12
Bridesmaid
"After almost 20 years of friendship I know how wonderful you are. Mark is very lucky to be marrying you, but he has to know how to share! Wish you nothing but the best."
Groomsman
"The hardest things to do in life are often the most rewarding"
Bridesmaid
"Some friendships are forged in fire. Ours was forged in chlorinated water and orchestra pits"
Groomsman
"Mark, can you make me a sword with a threaded pommel so that I can end my opponent rightly?"