FAQs

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Si tu pasa por mi casa, y tu vez a mi mujer....... What should you tell her?

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Tu le Dice, que estoy en Hialeah, trabajando en la factoria, por culpa de Fidel!

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Does Davina dye her hair?

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Contrary to every woman in passing at every store, restaurant, Sedanos, Dollar General, Parque y mas... Davina does NOT dye her hair at Randy's in Miami Lakes, or any other Hialeah staple salon. Her hair is natural and seasoned to perfection!

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Does Jonathan like chocolate?

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If it looks like poop, smells like poop, taste like poop...... it must be a duck right?

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Can I put Pineapple on my pizza?

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If you've ever seriously asked yourself this question, you're not just a communist but a danger to society and should be locked up in the gulag your fellow pineapple comrades belong in.

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What are some Cuban sayings that do not translate well?

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Cubans don't speak Spanish, they speak Cuban. Here's some help for your next conversation: Cubans don’t order meals with “all the trimmings,” they eat them with “all the irons” (con todos los hierros) Cubans don’t “think something is outrageous,” they “throw a mango aggressively” (le zumba el mango) Cubans don’t tell you that “you have been taken for a fool,” they say that “they grabbed your ass” (te cojieron el culo) Cubans aren’t just “fed up,” they are “up to their last hair” (hasta el último pelo) Cubans are never in shock, they "send lightning" (manda rayo!) Cubans aren’t “indifferent,” they “care a crows nest” (me importa un carajo) Cubans won’t tell you something was “confusing,” they’ll tell you it was a “huge rice with mango” (tremendo arroz con mango) Cubans won’t say something is a “big lie,” they’ll tell you it is a “big package” (tremendo paquete) Cubans are never upset, they "poop in tens" (me cago en diez) Cubans will never do something “underhandedly,” they will do it “by the left” (por la izquierda) Cubans will not “cause trouble,” they will “bleat like a horse” (arme un berrinche) Cubans are never "without funds" they are "shaven bare like a banana" (estoy pela'o como un platano) Cubans never mean to offend, their "hands leaves them" (Se me fue la mano)