Maid of Honor
We are sisters by force not by choice. She's just a yeehaw sorority girl living her best life. Also, she's a firefighter, but I probably didn't need to tell you that because she tells anyone she can.
Bridesmaid
Apparently there weren't enough gingers in this wedding already, so we had to add another one. However, I can't say anything too offensive because she's from California and she might sue me.
Bridesmaid
Helen is just a tall girl in a small world. She's going to school to be a vet because she doesn't know how to interact with actual humans.
Bridesmaid
Lydia is my sub-par childhood friend who has been copying everything I've done since elementary school. The only reason she's in the wedding is because she has scared off any other potential friends.
Best Man
Alex and Victor have been best friends since birth. Alex always tells me about the time he cracked Victor in the head with a sprinkler, probably explains a lot about Victor.
Groomsman
Matthew (right) is my little brother and is actually obsessed with Alex, in fact Matthew may be more in love with Alex than I am.
Groomsman
Alex and Hunter are diesel bros for life. They have so much in common, including the fact that they are both gingers, poor things.
Groomsman
Austin is a gentle soul who enjoys holding hands and taking long walks on the beach. His favorite movie is The Notebook, and his ideal date is a candlelit dinner during sunset.