Officiant
Also the maid of honor, pretty cool kid
Best Man
Never right about the weather
Best Woman
Dumbest smart person you'll ever meet
Bridesmaid
Nicest person you'll ever meet (still trying to figure out why she's friends with us)
Groomsman
Just okay
Groomsman
Not as cool as you hoped he'd be
Flower Girl
Honorary flower dog
Usher
He will either sleep through the ceremony or poop during it--we're taking bets