Bride & Striker
Groom & Goalkeeper
Right Wing
Maria’s ride-or-die, hype woman, and tactical advisor. Fluent in eyelashes and drama management (also a Family Lawyer). Always ready to create some give-and-go plays with the Bride, either on the field or on a yacht.
Left Center Back
Matt’s best bro and drinking buddy. Brings vibes, football stories, and possibly a beer everywhere. First on the dance floor, last off. Using his GK defensive mindset, he will be anchoring the defence for a clean sheet.
Center Mid
Life of the party and Matt’s partner-in-crime. Loves a briskola celebration and might pull a Zidane headbutt mid-game. Hoping for him to bring his Josh Allen talents to this match and get on the ball and start attacks. He's the #1 soccer player in Greece, huge off-season transfer!
Left Mid
Just score! Might complain his stomach hurts, but is always willing to bring out a Zembekiko move on the field when needed. You can find him in the wide channel or with Demi.
Right Center Back
The steady rock of the defence. Cool-headed, loyal, and always ready to cover when things get chaotic. Plays like a Sergio Ramos out on the pitch. Most talented DJ out there and will also be on the aux in the changeroom pre-game, and most likely playing 'Freed From Desire'
Right Back
Maria’s sister and throwback lyric queen. Will run the full flank in our attacking style of play.
Right Mid
Certified wife with top-tiered dance moves and full of energy. Maria’s go-to girl and midfield link to her husband, Yiani “John” Buzas.
Left Striker
Queen of sass, event planner, and prosecco strategist. Locked and loaded.
Left Wing
Fashion critic, Toronto night-out expert, and defensive style icon.
Our Coach/Our Leader
Matt's brother and he's the man with the prescription for victory. By day, he’s a double doctor; by night, he’s judging everything soccer-related. With vast coaching experience and a calm coaching manner, he diagnoses problems before they happen and then finds a solution. Dr. Dr. Thomas is the heartbeat of the squad—making sure no one flatlines under pressure. Our coach, our doctor, our Pep!
Honorary Groomsman