Schedule

Wedding

3:00 pm - 10:00 pm

Semi-Formal: Tuxes and gowns are welcome, and so are suits and cocktail dresses, retro and vintage styles encouraged.

3pm—Ceremony: The sappy part. Awe, we're cute and awkward. Looks like rain in the forecast so bring an umbrella as we hope to still do an outside ceremony. 4pm—Cocktail hour: Enjoy beverages and a bangin' grazing table. Mariah and Frank will head off for photos hoping someone will feed them cheese snacks. 5pm—Entrance: Wedding party saunters in. Mariah and Frank walk through the doors, entirely overwhelmed by all the attention, probably a little tipsy. Flower girls steal the show. 5:15—Dinner: Buffet style. Roasted pig, smoked chicken, sautéed veggies, mac n' cheese, baked beans, and mini cornbreads (naturally). Something deliciously vegan for our filthy vegan (or dairy free) friends. 6pm—Toast & Speeches. Spoiler: blushing, crying, cringing, laughing. 6:30pm—Dessert! Assorted desserts (gf/vegan options available.) 7pm—Dancing and shenanigans (but not too many shenanigans) 10pm—Closing time; You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.