Wedding Party
Allyson
Officiant
Britain and Allyson (one time known as Vern and Brandy) have known each other for over a decade. Allyson has played many roles for the couple: friend, therapist, cheerleader, host for Milwaukee Pride, and now officiant. Britain and Allyson shared many good times together, so good in fact, that they shouldn't be recounted here. This is a family website.
Chaconne
Mother of the Bride
Britain has known her mother almost her whole life. Chaconne is incredibly supportive, kind and generous. Chaconne is thrilled to be gaining the world's best daughter-in-law and two more grandcats.
Michael
Bridesman
Britain and Michael's friendship started by coincidentally having every class together in eighth grade. Michael and Britain have danced, traveled, and had many "two girls up" nights over the 20 years. Prepare to be amazed by his dancing when Britney Spears comes on at the reception.
Shelly
Bridesmaid
Shelly (aka Anstasia) and Britain met as coworkers and soon became not only friends, but social media influencers on TikTok* and stars of their bar league volleyball team*. Britain and Shelly have had many memories over the 10 years of friendship, especially during "Messy Mondays", but unfortunately they don't have any memories of those. *Not Really
Jill
Bridesmaid
Britain and Jill (also know as the Captain) bonded over being volleyball and system verification team mates on Wednesdays. They've since retired from their volleyball careers and now get their nails done on Wednesdays instead and reminisce about their days as star athletes and coworkers. Shelly, Jill, and Britain go brunching around Madison and have the occasional pool party at Jill's pool.
Mallory
Bridesmaid
Mariah's oldest sister who is supportive, always there when you need her most, and helped Mariah learn what guinea pig food tasted like. Mallory is the mom of Brooks (8) and Lucy (10). Brooks was happily bribed with candy to walk Mariah down the aisle the day of our wedding.
Meredith
Bridesmaid
Mariah's middle sister who is great with kids and might watch yours at the wedding...for a small fee. Her special skills include crafting, music, and dirty jokes. Mariah and Meredith were long time road-trip buddies until Britain came along, which she definitely isn't bitter about.
Murielle
Bridesmaid
Mariah's youngest sister who is the life of the party. Watch out when she hits she dance floor, because her dance moves will blow you away. Mariah allegedly tied tied her to a chair with a Nintendo controller. The allegations are unproven. Murielle is the mom of Brielle (1), Mariah's youngest niece.
Peter
Usher
Peter met as coworkers and have now taken their relationship to the Pickleball court. Luckily, his Pickleball skills are better than his short term memory. Peter is known for his wedding shenanigans, so consider yourself lucky if you are seated next to him. He may need help tying his tie...around his head.
Seth
Usher
Seth is Britain's youngest and only brother. Even with their fights growing up being on the creative side, like using a chili pepper and even a pen, Seth has been there for Britain. He is kind-hearted and has the best sense of humor....and cat too, named Loki.