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October 10, 2020
Hamel, Minnesota

Maria & Jordan

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(Not-F) AQs

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Why title the page (Not-F)AQs?

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FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions. These quite simply are not.

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What if I have a real question?

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Contact us over email, phone, text, telegram....basically don't hesitate to contact us directly. We will answer. If we don't know, we will make something up. Either way, you will get a response.

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How did you really meet?

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Our story should explain it, but long story short, we thought we met on Catholic Match. Turns out we were wrong.

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Which Westrich family member met Jordan first?

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Joe. It was tragic. It was intense. It was crazy. They both got along really well, and Maria ended up being the third wheel.

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Which Monson family member met Maria first?

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Well, it's a nine-way tie involving a mother, sister, sister-in-law, a fiance, a nephew, and a couple nieces. It was more family than Maria has siblings. If we were to really look closely at the timeline, it was Jan, Heidi, and JoJo. Despite their pressure, Maria still refuses to admit openly that they are her favorites.

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What military rank was Jordan at the hanger dance?

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Maria isn't sure and so she passes the question on to Jordan. He says 1st lieutenant of the 101st Airborne.

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Who was your first celebrity crush?

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Jordan: Emma Watson Maria: Christian Bale, but as Jack in the Newsies. Maybe. I can't remember who the "first" was.

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What is one thing you refuse to share?

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Both: Toothbrush

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Why did Maria's family question if she chose the right guy?

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Because they found out he hadn't watched Princess Bride. This is a true story, though whether their question was genuine is...unknown.

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What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?

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M: In the guardian angel movie by CCC entertainment, when the kid is getting kidnapped and the bunny falls off the cliff. I was terrified. J: Mousehunt

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What kind of phone was your first cell phone?

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Prepaid flip phone.

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What's the wildest thing you've done in a hotel room?

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M: Pretended a stuffed bunny could talk. J: Use a comb in the mirror to see if I would look good with a mustache. Hard no.

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Something adventurous you’ve done on a date?

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We danced to Ed Sheeran’s “Perfect” on the top of a bluff. Tied around her waist due to the warm weather, Maria’s flannel managed to act a bit like a skirt for spins.

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How quickly did Jordan meet Maria’s family?

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One week. He met them wearing a WWII uniform. It was not his.

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How quickly did Jordan offer to take Maria to Williston?

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Less than two months. But she didn’t visit until they’d been dating for seven.

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How long did we date before we were engaged?

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8 months

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First kiss was....?

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Twelve days after we met the second time. Though Maria distinctly remembers deciding before they met up for their second date that she would allow him to kiss her then if he tried.

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Where was the first kiss?

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The top of a bell tower. It was a great bell tower.

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Who is more romantic?

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Maria says Jordan. Jordan says Maria.

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If we mailed you a gift, what happened to the box?

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We unpacked. Used the box to pack Maria’s apartment. And then we will build a giant cardboard castle before finally recycling them all like good citizens.

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