Maid of Honor
"I'm a theater girl, but you can't tell"
Best Man
“I got famous for having pet rocks ”
Head Bridesmaid
"When we were in 2nd grade, Maria and I tricked boys into thinking we were the same person in the kids hot tub on the Disney cruise"
Groomsman
"I ate half dozen donuts and passed out on a Dunkin’ Donuts couch"
Bridesmaid
"I served as Miss Wheelchair New Jersey 2021!"
Groomsman
"When I was 12, I went viral on youtube for catching a fly ball at a Yankees Game #GoYankees"
Bridesmaid
"I’m the funniest person Maria knows"
Groomsman
"I got laid out by Micah parsons (Dallas Cowboys linebacker)"
Bridesmaid
"I have been to 15 Jonas Brothers concerts!"
Groomsman
"I am a Dad"
Bridesmaid
"I am the best at memory match games and never lose"
Groomsman
"I’m the best wingman cause I catch all your grenades"
Bridesmaid
“Gym class floor hockey caused me to get stitches in the corner of my eye”
Groomsman
"I was homeless in LA for 2 weeks, and it was the best time of my life (so far)"
Bridesmaid
"I’m named after a Star Trek character (Jadzia Dax)"
Groomsman
"I’m self taught on the piano"
Bridesmaid
"A fun fact a lot of you probably don't know about me is that I competed in a pageant in high school! I didn’t win “Miss Hummelstown” but I did compete!"
Groomsman
"I once ate a whole deluxe cravings box from Taco Bell at a red light"
Flower Girl
"I love puppies and soccer"
Ring Bearer
"I like riding my dirt bike"