Groom
"I'm just here so I don't get fined"- Marshawn Lynch
Bride
Mari knew who she was from a young age.
Mother of the Bride
Survived raising Mari, her favorite child.
Honor Attendant
Wife of Arturo Hernandez, Mari's father. Lisa is an exceptionally thoughtful and kindhearted person to Jeff and Mari.
Mother of the Groom
Being Jeff's Mom was never dull. I am proud of him and so happy for Jeff and Mari . I'm looking forward to being a part of their special day!
Father of the Groom
Jeff and I have shared a love of baseball. Now living in Texas we still share joy and gripe via text over our respective teams (Giants and Cubs). Jeff hit a home run finding Mari and we're looking forward to having her join our family!
Matron of Honor
Ashley first met Mari in 6th grade when her locker was placed directly above Mari’s. With her emo vibes (not much has changed), Mari wasn’t exactly eager to chat at first, but that didn’t stop Ashley! Since then, they’ve shared countless memories, from high school volleyball to college adventures, navigating the many boyfriends that FINALLY led to Jeff. For the record, Ashley approved of Jeff from the very start....
Maid of Honor
Kristi and Mari have known each other since those China Palace days but bonded quickly over their shared love of metal music. Many nights of karaoke and music videos at Sandtrill with the gang later, here we are!
Bridesmaid
Mari and Taylor have been friends since middle school, and one time Mari saw Taylor’s butt. Taylor used to smother Mari with her boobs, so that pretty much made them besties by default.
Bridesmaid
Mari and Tiffany met while working at China Palace and bonded over their dark sense of humor. Through their countless movie nights, competitive tennis matches, and bottomless brunches; they’ve continued to support each other through the rollercoaster that is life.
Bridesmaid
Bianka and Mari bonded over their shared dry humor and sarcasm. They quickly became close friends after Mari was one of the first people Bianka met when moving to Austin in 2018. Since then, they’ve shared so many special life moments together, and Bianka is so grateful to stand by Mari’s side on such a special day.
Bridesmaid
Sarah is the groom’s sister. Mari and Sarah connected instantly over their mutual obsession with Pride & Prejudice, raccoons and basically any animal, and all things dry humor. Sarah cannot wait to have a seesterrrr in law!
Best Man
Jeff and Jamie met at skate camp at 8 years old and have been best friends since reconnecting a few years after that. After completing the first half in 2019, it’s time for the other half of our childhood pact of being each others best man to be checked off. Since Jamie introduced Jeff to Texas in 2017 and made him want to make the move to Austin, he officially is taking credit for putting Jeff in a position to have met his beautiful bride to be!
Groomsman
I met Mari through friends and I met Jeff via Mari... Jeff and I were the only white guys at a party so naturally we started talking about podcasts and the rest is history.
Groomsman
Adan met Mari on a dark and stormy night through mutual friends, and honestly, the details of how their friendship developed are still a blur. A few years later, during sober January, Mari introduced him to Jeff while hanging out at a bar that served non-alcoholic drinks. She probably wanted Jeff to meet her coolest friend first. Jeff passed the initial vibe check and Adan gave his seal of approval. However, it wasn’t until they discovered their shared interest in complaining on community message boards, watching and rewatching reels, and discussing conspiracy theories like seasoned experts, they too became great friends. And the rest is history.
Groomsman
Jorge met Jeff through Mari at his disco-themed birthday party in February 2024. He’s enjoyed getting to know Jeff since then and is glad to call him a friend. As a groomsman, Jorge is honored to celebrate Jeff and Mari on their big day. P.S I’m the reason this wedding is happening!
Groomsman
Craig has made a great effort since meeting Jeff to have him included into their friend group. He is responsible for taking Jeff to his first UT football game and many tailgates, thus making him a diehard Longhorns fan. Craig and Jeff have bonded over Austin FC (matching jerseys btw). Craig could get most credit for Jeff attaining his Texan-ness. One of the best buds to snag a beer with!
Groomsman
Keaton grew up on the same town as Jeff and his family, (Danville, CA). Keaton is Jeff's sister's fiancé, therefore a very obvious addition to this all star groomsmen line up, as they are soon to be each other's brothers-in-law that he is a part of their special day... Jeff also needed more Californian representation to be present along with Jamie so he can have his slice of the Bay Area during him and Mari’s special day in his new home in Texas!
Officiant
Ed has known Mari for years and considers her not only one of his closest friends, but also a sister. He is incredibly grateful that Mari and the realest guy, Jeff, have included him in this beautiful ceremony celebrating their love and marriage.