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Schedule

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Parking + Shuttle Up the Hill

3:00 pm - 3:30 pm

**Do not drink and drive. If you know anything about us, you know that this will blacklist you forever and ever, amen. If you plan to imbibe, please uber/lyft.** If you're ubering, you can be dropped off at Terra Nova, no later than 3:40 pm. **Please also consider carpooling with your neighbors + friends. Parking spots are limited at Blue Sky Ranch.** We'll have two sprinter vans to shuttle folks from the Blue Sky parking lot to the venue. If there's no shuttle there when you park, chances are they're just doing a trip and will be back for you shortly. You'll see a sign to know you're in the right place. You can contact Crystal with any issues -- ‭+1 (915) 240-9283‬. Please park no later than 3:25 pm so we can try to start on time. If you miss the shuttle, you'll be sweating more than a dog in sauna climbing up the hill. There's also some on-site parking for friends who are helping out with the event. If that's you, please work with Crystal to figure out where you're parking is.

Ceremony + Reception

4:00 pm - 9:00 pm

BE YOURSELF: we want full expression of you feelin’ your finest. Dress it up, dress it down. Whatever makes you look in the mirror and say: “Today is MY day, baby. MUAH!” Here’s some inso if you really need it: https://pin.it/2p5fm9ToB

DANCING SHOES: we recommend sneakers so you can get groovy and dusty... or snake boots (only half joking) DESIGNATED DRIVERS: Wildcat Canyon is a windy, mountain road. PLEASE do not drink and drive. If you do not have a designated driver, PLEASE uber. FOOD: some light apps right after the ceremony, a taco bar from the Spot after that, and desserts KIDS: we love (most of) your kids, but the wedding/reception are only open to the adults and a few of the immediate fam. See below for the Pool Party. And just kidding, we love all of your kids (calm down, Beth).

Monday, May 25, 2026

Pool Partay

1:00 pm - 5:00 pm

Anything but your birthday suits. Probably swim suits, since it's a pool party.

BYOB + potluck -- a good ol' fashioned family BBQ but without the homophobic jokes. We'll have some meats on the BBQ and would love for you to bring drinks, apps, sides, or desserts to share. Open to your little ones. **THERE IS NO PARKING. PLEASE UBER/LYFT.**