Maid of Honor
Izzy's little sister and lifelong partner in crime, Rachel has been invaluable when planning a wedding with her steadfast opinions, keen eye for detail, and passion for a good spreadsheet. She has welcomed Marcus in to the family with open arms, though we are unsure if it's due to his charming personality or because she's finally not the youngest in the family anymore. Either way, we'll take it.
Best Man
Eric and Marcus survived the trenches of Butler employment together and came out the other end with some hilarious stories/snapchats/quotes that will keep you entertained for hours. He has not only mastered the art of growing a mustache but also the practice of roasting Marcus. Since meeting, he has kindly included Izzy on this pastime (teasing Marcus, not growing a mustache).
Matron of Honor
As the oldest sister and golden child, Meg paved the way with coaches, teachers, and even their own parents -- allowing for smooth sailing for her sisters and their teen antics. She served as Izzy's surrogate mother prior to giving up around age 13 (enter the teen antics). Meg and Marcus have grown much, MUCH closer since the beginning of her postpartum era during which Marcus learned more about breastfeeding than he thought possible.
Best Man
Marcus can't seem to remember when/where/how he met Zane... so safe to say they've known each other for a long time. The stories are endless and concerning and will leave you wondering how they made it this far with their lives and limbs. Zane and Izzy met in prison.
Man of Honor
Izzy's favorite brother and certified squirrel tamer since 1992. Matt has been educating Izzy on pop divas, tennis strategy, and the perfect movie quote delivery since infancy. Don't be surprised when (not if) you catch him breaking out in song and dance or when he initiates a bar crawl no one knew they wanted. Most recently, Matt has been labeled as "a bad influence" on Marcus following New Years Eve of '25...
Groomsman
Braxton is one half of the Simonsen twins (not to be confused with Brandon) and one of Marcus' 'little' big brothers. Poor, innocent Braxton has been mistaken for both Brandon and Marcus, putting him in unfavorable positions with several women. Rumor is he isn't allowed in Wiley's anymore (thanks, Marcus).
Bridesmaid
Aka Momma Lonna Lonna and Izzy met while serving time at the SDSP before Lonna paroled to Minnesota, leaving Izzy to fend for herself (She's still not over it). Lonna has passed along her love of Mango Tangos to Marcus, who, on a completely related note, became very familiar with Secret Resort Cancun's porcelain throne shortly thereafter.
Groomsman
Dane is the ultimate OG, paving the way for significant others entering the Townsend family for over 20 years. Dane has passed along his knowledge and expertise to Marcus on subjects including: Staying Ahead of the Hunger (Advanced Practice), Befriending Rachel 101, and Alcohol: You're Gonna Need It. Dane and Izzy are BFFs whether Dane likes it or not.
Bridesmaid
McKenna inherited Izzy approximately a decade ago and since has put up with Izzy living in her basement, wreaking havoc on her thermostat, and breaking in to her house every so often. Soon McKenna will have to field attempts from Izzy and Marcus to design their future house! Thanks, McKenna!
Groomsman
Dog dad extraordinaire, certified genius (probably), and, most importantly, McKenna's husband. Chris and Izzy have been friends since junior high and know far too much about the other -- all of which has been redacted for legal purposes.
Bridesmaid
Courtney has been in the Simonsen family for 10 years, making her an expert in all things sister-in-law. It could be assumed Courtney and Marcus were siblings themselves given the regular bickering and teasing -- often lighthearted, occasionally ruthless.