You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - “wayne gretzky” - michael scott “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so im wise and i have worms.” “The worst thing about prison was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!” “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” “I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.” “Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” “You know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice...strike three.” “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” “That’s what she said!”