RSVP

Please RSVP by Oct 15, or we'll assume you're bringing your entire extended family and holy cow.
When signing up, use your first name as your last name. (i.e. Chirag Chirag)!!! We know it's confusing, but it's our sneaky way of making sure you're paying attention.
We can't wait to celebrate with us either! Wait, that doesn't sound right. We can't wait to celebrate with YOU! (Unless you're bringing that cow, then maybe stay home.)
P.S. If you forget to RSVP, we'll be forced to play "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" on the big day. Don't make us do that. We're terrible at guessing games.