Bride
Is convinced her Hogwarts letter got lost in the mail.
Groom
Believes the best way to start the morning is with a Chick-fil-A biscuit, always.
Maid of Honor
Lives for a good calendar invite. If it's not on her calendar...she's not coming. Don't worry - December 7 is blocked off! ;)
Bridesmaid
Is positive she gave birth to a professional athlete and hopes to make her retirement money like Lebron's mom.
Bridesmaid
Believes Hot Cheetos are essential in an athlete's diet.
Bridesmaid
Believes that the Christmas season does not begin until after Thanksgiving. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Bridesmaid
Will try to pet any cow she sees.
Bridesmaid
Says the best medicine is a cup of coffee and blooming flowers.
Groomsman
Once you go Dutch, the rest ain’t much.
Groomsman
Considers himself as a “Taco Connoisseur”.
Groomsman
Was hired to be a model once...for the Boy Scouts of America catalog. #FirstAndOnlyModelingGig
Groomsman
A great boy - loves treats and his toy Hedgey.