Bride
Can eat at least four grapes in one sitting.
Groom
Wears overalls unironically.
Maid of Honor
Dips her Cheetos in milk.
Best Man
Second place in the Mom Calling competition at the 2008 Iowa State Fair.
Bridesmaid
Appeared in 3 episodes of Say Yes to the Dress.
Groomsman
Asked Shania Twain to prom. Got rejected.
Bridesmaid
Aspires to be in the secret secret service.
Groomsman
Likes math.
Bridesmaid
Once saw someone that looked like Robert Downey Jr.
Groomsman
Favorite movie is 27 Dresses.
Bridesmaid
Wishes she was Sonic the Hedgehog.
Groomsman
Thought his pet opossum was a cat for six years.
Bridesmaid
Prefers the Kidz Bop version of songs.
Groomsman
Can't remember when the War of 1812 happened.