Joey and Mallory met on craigslist. (This isn't true; but wouldn't it have been fun?)
It was less of a "Proposal" and more of a "Mallory needs Health Insurance and can be added to Joey's plan, but only if they're legal spouses."
We have been dreaming of buying a house to host living room concerts and backyard BBQs and to have a garden to play in. We've been saving for a long time and, though we still have a ways to go, once it's ours, we'll celebrate! Thank you for being a part of our journey; we look forward to all of our future adventures together.